06/05/2026
🚨 Bindi & Millie Are Back From Their Hiatus 🚨
After an extended leave of absence, multiple naps, several snack breaks, and absolutely zero concern for office productivity, Bindi & Millie have officially returned to work.
Bindi has already taken control of the company vehicle and is heading out to inspect job sites. We assume she has a license, but HR is still looking into it.
Millie, on the other hand, is still an introvert and would prefer all meetings be conducted by email, text message, or not at all. Her ideal contribution to the company is silently judging everyone from across the room while avoiding eye contact.
The girls would like everyone to know they are fully caught up on:
✅ Neighborhood surveillance
✅ Squirrel investigations
✅ Treat inventory management
✅ Avoiding unnecessary social interactions (Millie)
❌ Actual construction work
Don’t worry… the project managers are back. Bindi is handling transportation, Millie is handling social distancing, and together they’re making sure absolutely nothing gets done without proper snack breaks.
🐾😂🚗
