Mister Fister Dildos

03/02/2024

Announcing a partnership between the Gap Lighthouse and Mister Fister Di**os, the Lighthouse Gummies! Available in flavors such as Shoofly Pie, Chicken Pot Pie, and Whoopie Pie. Soon to be available at the gift shop at the Gap Lighthouse or directly from Mister Fister!

11/25/2022

Thank you for all the cards. Our driver was uninjured and the cargo was donated to the local toys for t***s chapter.

According to Oklahoma Highway Patrol, a messy crash involving a semi-truck and a box truck occurred on the morning of Sept. 14, 2022.

11/22/2022

Our new candy cane line comes in bearded and plain clam!

09/20/2022

Due to an unfortunate accident this week’s shipment will be delayed.

The amateur comedians of Twitter were out in full force after a video of an overturned semi-truck spilling di**os and l**e on an interstate in Oklahoma went viral.

07/25/2022

Stranger Dingdongs

07/23/2022

For all you good little Hulkamaniacs who eat your vitamins and say your prayers.

07/08/2022

07/08/2022

For those who need a little “extra”