06/16/2026
Father’s Day is next week, and we’re getting ready with dad jokes!
Here are a few groaners that all have to do with a subject near and dear to our hearts: packaging!
💍 I knew a man who proposed with a ring inside an envelope. He wanted to seal the deal.
🪟 I forgot my wife's birthday, and all I could find to give her was glassine paper. She saw right through that.
🫘 Why do seeds never get lonely? They're always in packs.
✉️ My boss told me to think outside the box, so I filled my cubicle with envelopes instead.
💰 The embezzler at the plastic bag factory was difficult to catch. He didn't leave a paper trail.
📦 I was working on a joke about kitting, but it never came together.
📨 I thought my joke about shipping was hilarious, but no one laughed because I messed up the delivery.
🫧 Why did the little bubble wrap go to school? He wanted to get better at pop quizzes.
✈️ Did you hear about the performance artist who tried to stow away on a FedEx plane? He wanted to express himself.
🍬 I found some candy canes from last year that were still in their original packaging. I opened one, and sure enough, it was in mint condition.
Got a favorite dad joke? Share in the comments!