Garden Picasso

Garden Picasso The Picasso Standard of Urban Resilience. đź“ŤNOLA

Healing the Soil & the Soul. 🏗️

New Orleans Environmental Site Remediation.

🛡️ Forensic Hydrology Audits | Subsurface Engineering.

🎓 Home of the Picasso Pathway & Workforce 100.

Here is what nobody has told you about New Orleans foundation drainage. Every property in Orleans and Jefferson Parish ...
06/09/2026

Here is what nobody has told you about New Orleans foundation drainage.

Every property in Orleans and Jefferson Parish sits on Schriever clay — a soil type that absorbs almost zero water per hour under normal conditions. When it rains, that water does not go into the ground. It sits on top of it. It pools. It presses against your foundation.

Your landscaper knows about the symptom. Your drainage contractor knows about the symptom. Your foundation company knows about the symptom.

None of them have measured the source — the actual hydraulic performance of your soil at depth.

Garden Picasso does. The Forensic Infrastructure Audit establishes your site's GPH baseline and delivers a Certified Infrastructure Risk Report in 7 business days.

The only diagnostic of its kind in the Gulf South.
gardenpicasso.com | 504-575-8199

If you've paid for the same drainage repair more than once in a New Orleans property — the repair was never the problem....
06/04/2026

If you've paid for the same drainage repair more than once in a New Orleans property — the repair was never the problem.

The actual failure is 36 inches below the surface. Schriever clay — the soil beneath virtually every property in Orleans and Jefferson Parish — does not drain. It holds water against your foundation long after the storm has passed, long after the contractor left, long after the warranty expired.

Most homeowners fund the same fix two or three times before they realize nobody has ever diagnosed what is actually happening underground. Garden Picasso performs the Forensic Infrastructure Audit — the only GPH-based subsurface diagnostic in the Gulf South — and delivers a Certified Infrastructure Risk Report in 7 business days.

7 business days to finally know what your property is doing beneath the surface.

Book at gardenpicasso.com or call 504-575-8199.

Tired of patching concrete that sinks and traps water? Swap short-term fixes for a lasting solution. Permeable pavers ov...
04/15/2026

Tired of patching concrete that sinks and traps water?

Swap short-term fixes for a lasting solution.

Permeable pavers over amended subsoil restore infiltration, ease hydrostatic pressure on foundations, and extend pavement life so your yard breathes again.

Our Stewardship audit targets soil hydrology first, then designs engineered pavers that perform in Lakeview, Gentilly, and Bayou St. John.

Ready to invest in a durable, science-driven landscape that raises property value and reduces future repairs? 🌿🏡🔧

Learn more: https://www.gardenpicasso.com/remediation-ecosystem/forensic-infrastructure-audit

See the transformation: a Gentilly front yard that breathes again. Native rain gardens now capture street runoff, boost ...
04/10/2026

See the transformation: a Gentilly front yard that breathes again. Native rain gardens now capture street runoff, boost infiltration, and reduce hardscape...All while adding seasonal color and salt‑tolerant resilience.

Want low‑maintenance beauty that solves standing water and protects your foundation?

We work with nature to design regenerative landscapes that raise curb appeal and long‑term value.

Ready to swap band‑aids for lasting solutions?

Visit https://www.gardenpicasso.com/booking-calendar/forensic-infrastructure-audit to learn more.

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Tired of street noise, standing water, and constant repairs? Garden Picasso’s Science of Silence designs private outdoor...
04/09/2026

Tired of street noise, standing water, and constant repairs? Garden Picasso’s Science of Silence designs private outdoor rooms that perform beautifully and intelligently.

We apply strategic grading, engineered drainage, and plantings that block sound while stabilizing soil.

You get lasting peace, fewer maintenance headaches, and a measurable boost in property stewardship.

Ready to invest in a quieter, more resilient landscape in New Orleans?

Visit https://www.gardenpicasso.com/remediation-ecosystem/forensic-infrastructure-audit to learn more.

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Most municipal flooding isn't an act of God—it’s an act of shallow engineering. Traditional RFPs call for 6 inches of so...
03/17/2026

Most municipal flooding isn't an act of God—it’s an act of shallow engineering. Traditional RFPs call for 6 inches of soil and decorative mulch. At Garden Picasso, we engineer Hydraulic Reservoirs.

Our latest Engineered Site Specification (ESS) doesn't just "beautify" the ward; it manages a staggering 75% of annual runoff for this 3,200 SF property. By dedicating just 20% of the site to a Picasso Sponge system, we’ve diverted 92,750 gallons of water per year away from our city's antiquated sewer lines.

This system provides 2,412 gallons of instant storage, relieving "Sewer Shock" during peak rain events and protecting commercial revenue for blocks by keeping streets navigable.

We don't just plant. We restore. We don't just drain. We solve.

The Picasso Standard™ is now open for Q4 Infrastructure Audits. Click the link below to request an ESS for your commercial or municipal site.

https://www.gardenpicasso.com/booking-calendar/storm-readiness-audit?referral=service_list_widget

Stats at a Glance:
🌿 2,300 Dwarf Mondo
🌿 208 Autumn Ferns
đź“Š 1.2-Inch Storm Capture Rate: 100%
🛡️ Annual Diversion: 92k+ Gallons

Stop the flooding. Artistic drainage solutions. Now booking for April. DM us today start your audit.
03/11/2026

Stop the flooding. Artistic drainage solutions. Now booking for April. DM us today start your audit.

Quality takes coordination. 🎨🏗️ At Garden Picasso, we don't just landscape; we build resilient green infrastructure. To ...
03/10/2026

Quality takes coordination. 🎨🏗️ At Garden Picasso, we don't just landscape; we build resilient green infrastructure. To maintain our technical standards and project integrity, we are currently booking Technical Site Audits for the week of March 03/27. Secure your spot in our spring queue via the link in our bio. Let’s design for the rain.

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