Oklahoma Institute For Muggle Studies

08/07/2026

A Deep Thought from Lord Teel

After four Butterbeers, Lord Teel would like to address deathbed advice. 🧙🏼‍♂️

I’m calling nonsense on it.

I don’t know why we automatically assume somebody becomes an expert on how the rest of us should live just because they’re about to die.

You always hear people at the end of their life saying they wish they had sacrificed more, helped more people, cared less about money and possessions, and devoted more of their life to making the world a better place.

Well, of course you do.

It’s pretty easy to volunteer your younger self for a lifetime of sacrifice when you don’t actually have to go back and do any of it.

If I could magically jump to the last five minutes of my life right now, I’d probably wish I had lived like Mother Teresa too.

Sure. I should’ve given away most of my money, sold my dragon, taken a vow of poverty, spent my weekends cleaning public toilets, donated a kidney to somebody I barely liked, adopted nine troubled teenagers and dedicated the last 200 years of my life to feeding the homeless.

That would’ve been incredibly rewarding.

Especially since I just skipped all of it.

I’ve lived 261 years. I’m not going to judge the first 260 of them based on how I happen to feel during the last 30 days.

I think every part of life has its own job.

When you’re living, do the best you can at living.

And when you’re dying, concentrate on dying.

I’ll absolutely take your advice on that.

You’re ahead of me. Tell me what you’re learning. Tell me what to expect. Tell me how to do it with a little dignity and maybe even have some fun on the way out.

But don’t suddenly start assigning homework to the living.

You finished the class.

I still have things to do this week.

So enjoy the ride, and if you learn anything useful about dying, please report back before you leave.

The rest of us still have homework.

08/05/2026

MINISTRY OF MAGIC

Department of Muggle Relations

OFFICIAL MUGGLE HISTORICAL RECORD

Authorized for Educational Use
Built in Bristol, England, in February 1965, this Bristol Lodekka FLF6G entered service with the Eastern National Omnibus Company as Fleet No. 2824. For more than fifteen years, it transported thousands of Muggles throughout eastern England before retiring from public service in 1980.

Exported to the United States in 1981, the vehicle continued carrying Muggles as an authentic British double-decker before later serving as a promotional display for Zesty Freddy's in Broken Arrow, Oklahoma.

In 2020, the Ministry of Magic, Department of Magical Transportation acquired the vehicle, converting it for service as Knight Bus II and assigning it to the Oklahoma Institute for Muggle Studies.

Today, Knight Bus II remains stationed at the Institute, ready to assist stranded witches and wizards throughout North America. Unlike the original Knight Bus, it is certified for aerial and subaquatic operations.

Original Specifications
Builder: Bristol Commercial Vehicles Ltd. Body: ECW Series 2
Chassis: FLF6G 224133 Engine: Gardner 6LW Diesel
Capacity: 70 Muggles Fleet No. 2824
Registration: JHK 459C Built: February 1965
Archive No. DMR-224133

07/02/2026

I use this “Banishing spell” on Patrick Moore all the time! 🧙🏼‍♂️

06/29/2026

OIFMS Magical Advisory;

Traditional voodoo dolls are messy, controversial, and difficult to store.

We recommend a Voodoo Cookie.

Simply remove the desired limb… then eat the evidence.

06/28/2026

OIFMS Campus ALERT:

The dragon has once again refused to move for the groundskeeping staff. Please use the back entrance until negotiations conclude.

06/12/2026

A wizard asked me to proof read one of
his scrolls last week...

Actually, it was more of a Spell Check.

😳😂😂

06/05/2026