09/01/2026
😂🎉 HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY, JOHN! 🎉😂
John officially hit the big 6-0, which means he’s now old enough to know better… but we’re pretty sure he’s going to do it anyway. 😂
His recipe for longevity appears to be motorcycles, fishing, golfing, sinkers, Coke Zero, taffy, black licorice, and Dorito tacos, So basically everything your doctor recommends. 🏍️🎣⛳️🌮🥤
At 60, the golf balls might not fly as far, getting off the motorcycle might make a few more noises, and “going fishing” might include a nap… but the man is still going strong. 😂
Help us wish John a HAPPY 60TH BIRTHDAY! Here’s to another 60 years of questionable snacks, good stories, and refusing to act your age. 🍻
Happy Birthday from your Local Roots family! 💚🌵