Lucenda Self-Storage

09/25/2025

🎃👻 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕥𝕒𝕔𝕦𝕝𝕒𝕣 👻🎃 🕛 Thursday, October 31st — Starting at 12PM (a.k.a. The Witching Hour… or just lunchtime for vampires)

💼💀 61 Units. 3 Locations. Infinite Possibilities for Weirdness.

Ever wonder what happens when you mix haunted storage units, competitive bidding, and a dash of questionable decision-making? You get the most spine-tingling, side-splitting auction event of the season.

🧙‍♀️ First Stop: Easy Self Storage 📍 788 State Route 3, Plattsburgh NY 12901 🕛 12PM — when ghosts clock in and goblins grab snacks

🧟‍♂️ Second Stop: Plattsburgh Secure Storage 📍 183 Sharron Ave, Plattsburgh NY 12901 ☠️ Where “secure” means “probably not cursed”

🧛‍♀️ Final Stop: Lucenda Self Storage 📍 290 Margaret Street, Plattsburgh NY 🎭 The grand finale — 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘺 𝘣𝘰𝘸𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘨𝘰 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘦.

🎃 Costumes encouraged. Bids mandatory. Laughs inevitable. 👻 Warning: May contain haunted Tupperware, cursed Beanie Babies, and one suspiciously vibrating karaoke machine.

📞 For more info, call Bridge Street Auction Service at (518) 563-0568 🌐 Or visit www.bridgestreetauction.com — if you dare…

🕯️ Come for the mystery. Stay for the mayhem. Leave with a taxidermied squirrel named Larry.

Steve Brodi

08/05/2025

📦 BREAKING NEWS: Local closet declares independence.
Tired of being overstuffed, it’s demanded sovereignty and storage rights.
We support this movement. 🙌

➡️ Relocate your belongings to our storage units and restore peace to your home.
No more diplomatic negotiations with that ski equipment you haven’t used since 2008.

07/31/2025

🛑 Storage Units Are for Stuff—Not Staying Overnight 🛏️
We’ve noticed a growing trend online of people trying to live in storage units. While it might seem clever or cozy in videos, here’s the reality:
🚫 It’s against facility rules 🚫 It’s unsafe—no plumbing, no proper ventilation 🚫 It can lead to eviction, fines, or legal trouble
At Lucenda Self Storage, we care about our community. If you or someone you know is struggling with housing, please reach out to local support services—we're here to offer safe and respectful options for your storage needs, not shelter.
Let’s keep things secure, respectful, and real. 💙