JoelsMines

01/27/2024

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01/19/2024

Sweet baby Jesus on fire
I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle
To pull my ass out of this
Devil kept pokin' the bull
So I shipped her ass to Mozambique
'Cause I was over it
Shoulda dumped my g*t into the Verde
But what if she's a zombie or a Dracula
I better hang on to this
Lordy with my hand upon the Bible
Swear I shot the damn devil, not a bitch
But the po po don't give a s**t
Lordy won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow
Since the judge and the warden done paroled me
Rat poison devil kept pokin'
So I shipped her ass to Mozambique
'Cause I was over it
God damn judge found me guilty of public 'toxication
Public urination and parole violation
But the CSI couldn't find the body
To corroborate my bulls**t story
Sweet Jesus, don't let the judge release me
What if she's a zombie or a Dracula
And tried to fu**in' eat me
Devil walked away from a plane and jumped to Mozambique
Help me outta this [4x]

12/18/2023

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12/16/2023

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