Two Pals Scrap

Two Pals Scrap SCRAP METAL They're just two guys, Matt and Jordan. Two guys who really like metal. This little venture started over a few beers--and a mother fu***ng blow torch.

Matt and Jordan were just sitting outside, kicking the s**t, when Matt turned to his comrade in steel and said, "Jordan, you know what we need to do? We need to scrap metal." And thus a legend was born. Now, if you don't know Matt and Jordan, you should. I'm sure you, like all of us, have said to yourself, "Man, I have so much metal to scrap, but I just haven't been able to find two reputable pals

to help me scrap it." Well, buddy, your lucky day has come. Because these two gentlemen are gentlemen. No, not like that. They're not gay. They fu***ng scrap metal, in case you've forgotten. But they'll give you a fair price and shake your hand when the deal is done. So for all your metallurgic needs, just contact 2pals. And have no doubts. These guys will turn your aluminUMMMSSSS into aluminYESSSSSSSSSES.

10/26/2012
10/26/2012

matt can you get me that TPS report?

nirvana
10/26/2012

nirvana

EVH
10/26/2012

EVH

10/26/2012

They're just two guys, Matt and Jordan. Two guys who really like metal.

This little venture started over a few beers--and a mother fu***ng blow torch. Matt and Jordan were just sitting outside, kicking the s**t, when Matt turned to his comrade in steel and said, "Jordan, you know what we need to do? We need to scrap metal."

And thus a legend was born.

Now, if you don't know Matt and Jordan, you should. I'm sure you, like all of us, have said to yourself, "Man, I have so much metal to scrap, but I just haven't been able to find two reputable pals to help me scrap it." Well, buddy, your lucky day has come. Because these two gentlemen are gentlemen. No, not like that. They're not gay. They fu***ng scrap metal, in case you've forgotten. But they'll give you a fair price and shake your hand when the deal is done.

So for all your metallurgic needs, just contact 2pals. And have no doubts. These guys will turn your aluminUMMMSSSS into aluminYESSSSSSSSSES.

HEAVY METAL
10/24/2012

HEAVY METAL

10/24/2012

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