08/31/2026
By order of the football gods, all Saturday plans are hereby canceled until further notice. Time for smoky tailgates, packed stadiums, questionable officiating, and grown men pacing the living room while repeatedly muttering, “big third down right here…”
Of course, whenever there’s a season premier everyone will be watching, you can bet the most interesting man in drywall, Red Cain, already has the swamp boat dry docked in Baton Rouge, claimed his reserved seat at Paul Skenes and Livvy Dunne’s tailgate, put away six pounds of crawfish at Willie’s, and been given a hero’s welcome onto the Gameday set as the first celebrity guest picker of the season.
As a former five-star All-American long snapper, two-time Heisman finalist, former Chief of Staff for Charlie Baker, and undefeated champion of tailgate golf with Pat McAfee, Red has never actually missed College Gameday. He simply occasionally allows them to proceed without him. While signing autographs, posing for pictures and reluctantly entertaining questions about his highly coveted betting favorites, Red admitted he’s impressed by Ohio State’s generously financed roster but has a sneaky feeling this might finally be the year Texas gets it done. On the Heisman front, Red, who regularly joins the ManningCast, likes Arch Manning’s chances to finally bring the trophy home to the royal family of football.
As for this week’s opener, Red likes Lane Kiffin to come out swinging, LSU to make an early statement, and the Tigers to easily cover the 9.5. His exact words: “Easy money.” At this point we know Red doesn’t make predictions. He simply gives the future a heads-up.