16/03/2026
🎈HAPPY BIRTHDAY Glenn! 🎈
It's Act Happy Day—time to fake it 'til you make it! But honestly, between our endless dad jokes, surprise meetings, and "helpful" suggestions that ruin your workflow... we basically turn every day into "Make Glenn Grumpy Day."
The furrowed brow, the muttered "what do you want?" every time we come into your office.
Still, you power through with that dry wit and killer work ethic. We wouldn't trade our resident grump for anyone else.
May your birthday be full of zero interruptions, unlimited coffee (that no one steals), and maybe—just maybe—a tiny smile. (We won't tell if you actually enjoy it.)
Cheers to you!