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05/17/2016

Nothing can stop the US Air Force, except lightning within five miles of the base

Menwhilings
04/17/2016

Menwhilings

"Game of Thrones" creators say President Barack Obama has received advanced access to the sixth season because, well, you don't turn down a request from POTUS.

03/17/2016

Oh yeah, I finished Basic Training a month ago or so, but tech school has been keeping me busy.

11/13/2015

sent of loving fan ^^^^

I think we can all join hands for one moment as Americans, no, as humans beings, regardless of our petty differences ove...
10/28/2015

I think we can all join hands for one moment as Americans, no, as humans beings, regardless of our petty differences over political or religious beliefs. Then, say as one group united; "F**k this piece of s**t."

Price-gouging “pharma bro” Martin Shkreli took part in an “ask me anything” session Sunday on Reddit — and the results were just as disastrous as you would expect.

10/26/2015

I don't like Occupy Democrats, a friend shared this video to my page, blablabla. With that out of the way, WHAT THE F**K
I can't decide if I hate or love this video

Not OC, but gold
10/21/2015

Not OC, but gold

10/14/2015

In America, when black people commit a disproportionate amount of crime:
Conservatives: "HURRDURR LIBERAL MAYORS VIOLENT BLACK PEOPLE BENGHAZI-PHONES OBUMMER'S A KENYAN"
Liberals (and most libertarians, for that matter):
"This is obviously due to various socio-economic factors, not race."

In America, when white people are slightly more likely to be part of the 1/3,000,000th of the population that commits mass shootings:
Conservatives: "I dunno, mental illness *shrugs* guns are awesome bro"
Liberals: "ERMAGHERD MUH WHITE MALE PRIVILEGE, F**KIN' WHITE PATRIARCHAL SUPREMACIST ILLUMINATI"

10/13/2015

10/13/2015

So, I went shooting with an old teacher yesterday (He's a half French, half Italian military history major, and a gun-loving liberal). Fired an AR-15, a few revolvers, a Finnish Mosin Nagant (best Mosin Nagant), and shot s***t with a 20 gauge shotgun. My first time s***t shooting, but most of the time I hit the target twice.

Italo-Polish-Romanian alliance stronk
10/09/2015

Italo-Polish-Romanian alliance stronk

09/27/2015

The last time Germany invaded France, it happened so quickly they were unable to respond effectively. In time, the invasion came to be known as 'the euro.'

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