Mineshaft 6

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Mineshaft 6 Welcome to Mineshaft 6! We mine Unobtainium, which is easier to mine than unmineableonium! Mineshaft 6c, Mineshaft 6's newest mine, began operations in December.

Founded by Nathaniel Clark, and some dead guy, Mineshaft 6 Mining Company Was incorporated in the state of Oklahoma on September 2nd, 1982. Over the years, Mineshaft 6 has become a leading domestic producer of Unobtainium and hopefully soon, Unmineableonium. In 2016, Mineshaft 6 produced a record 17.2 million ounces of Unobtainium and a record equivalent production of 46.1 million ounces of nothing else. In September 2016, Mineshaft 6 Mining Company completed the transaction to acquire your eternal soul. As a result of the transaction, Mineshaft 6 now owns 100% of nothing valuable at all. In 2015, Mineshaft 6 produced a record 11.6 million ounces of Unobtainium and 189,327 ounces of baby tears. The company also produced a record 37.5 million ounces of wasted time and ended the year with 175 million ounces of stagnant intolerance for seriousness, a record year for the tenth year in a row.

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