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17/03/2022

People really wanna stalk the page about my real dad. My step dad over here wants to find out all about Geoff cause he hates him so much. 😩

17/03/2022

Public Notice regarding GEOFF REE.

It has come to my attention, that our beloved Geoff Powerpole Heartattack-Ree has fortunately died. A coroner has done a report on the deceased man, and the results are that he died in a car crash driving to a honeymoon destination with his wife, Suarua Heartattack. The reason for his crash was that he was "driving legless and reckless" as told by coroner, Ifugged Atree. There will be a public ceremony held at Cheryl Smith's house in the green chicken coupe. We are thankful that the deceased will no longer come back alive : (
His brother Keoff Airplane Crash Ree, will be taking custody of his daughter, Roxanne Russian Bomb Armstrong-Ree as Geoff requested in his will. Geoff's weekly pay of $3 & 80085 cents, will go to Roxanne's mother Cheryl, and she will be required to give the whole lot to Miss Beautiful Roxanne, princess of "Maccasbin". Thankyou for your hatred towards the dead man. On his gravestone we will be putting...

Geoff Powerpole Heartattack-Ree
Just married to just dead.
A beloved husband, hated dad,
And a moose.
: (

24/02/2022

Welp, Geoff died again today. He somehow microwaved himself.

07/02/2022

Don't tell mum, but my dad, Geoff, is driving me to school today. Here's to surviving in his car!!!🥂🥂

05/02/2022

Dad's dinner for tonight!!! Deep fried roach!!! His favourite. He's gonna love me the most out of his 2373640 kids.

05/02/2022

So, as some may know, in the last 2 years I found out I was adopted, I found out who my real dad is, (Geoff Ree), and I found out I will die before he does. (Because he dies and comes back alive). When I met him, it wasn't the most ideal father daughter reuniting (because I don't think you want to see your dad's dead body when you first meet him). It was at a McDonalds, and I was eating my lunch, next minute 'skrrrrt bang crash' a car flys into a Powerpole (literally flies btw) I run out still eating my chicken nuggets, and I see a body (obviously dead) a head on the top of the Powerpole, torso in the car still holding onto the steering wheel, and the legs still haven't been found. As the paramedics were taking the body away, he jumps up completely formed like normal, (scaring everyone) and says, "I have come for my daughter, she is the long lost princess of 'Ronald Mcdonald'. Her name is, umm. Uh- her name is! Rota? No- my bad, sorry I can't read. Her name is Roxy. Where are you my precious daughter?" I was shocked but I jump up and go "here I am!" His response "oh, I thought you'd be fatter being at McDonald's. I also thought you'd look more like me, but your gorgeous!" I was totally amazed I was a long lost princess! "Now, if you'd come with me, we will be on our way to our castle, the Macca's bin! I'd drive, us but my car is destroyed, and it is right there anyway. So we went and had dinner. Then we walked to my mums house to tell her and my step dad what I'd found out. She was shocked that id found out. But Instead of us moving into his castle, he moved in with us. 🙃.

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