Simmk Manufacturing Limited

Simmk Manufacturing Limited We manufacture popcorn and freezit machines, desks, chopping boards, rolling pins, drum sticks, side tables, and other metallic and wooden works.

08/05/2026

Thank you Osborne K***a Upcoming Farmer for the unending support. Uli muntu sana iwe bro

Titus Bambala Bashi Wana writes You can reinvent yourself at any time. There is no rule that says you must stay who you ...
25/04/2026

Titus Bambala Bashi Wana writes

You can reinvent yourself at any time. There is no rule that says you must stay who you have always been.

You can choose new habits. Raise your standards. Change your circle. Shift your mindset. Start a new path entirely.

Growth begins the moment you decide you are no longer comfortable with your old version.

You are allowed to say, “I am done being this person.”

And from that decision, everything can change.

Me as an Aeroplane cleaner I was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit, when i saw a book titled "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE✈️ FOR B...
22/04/2026

Me as an Aeroplane cleaner I was cleaning the Pilot's cockpit, when i saw a book titled "HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE✈️ FOR BEGINNERS.🙄😁

I opened the first (1st) page which said ✍️🗣️ "To start the engine, press the red button🔴, i did so, and the airplane engine started.

I was happy and opened the next page✍️🗣️"To get the airplane moving, so i continued reading then i saw "press the blue button🔵 "I did so, and the plane started moving at an amazing speed.🛫

I wanted to fly, so i opened the third (3rd) page which said✍️🗣️"To let the airplane fly, please press the black button⚫ "I did so and the plane started to fly...

I was excited After twenty (20) minutes of flying, i was satisfied, and wanted to land, so i decided to go to the fourth (4th) page.

But page four (4) says✍️🗣️ "To be able to know how to land a plane please purchase Second book at the nearest book shop!"👀🙆‍♀️🙆‍♂️😭😭😭

Ahhh🙆🙆, please help a brother. Am the only child of my parents.
Am still on Air 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

K 1, 350Kanyama 0978846548
22/04/2026

K 1, 350
Kanyama
0978846548

Ilunga Chiyuka Senior writes• Invest in yourselfThe best investment you can make is in yourself.Become the best version ...
21/04/2026

Ilunga Chiyuka Senior writes
• Invest in yourself

The best investment you can make is in yourself.

Become the best version of yourself—mentally, physically, and intellectually.Read books,Eat healthily,Develop skills,Be in shape,Take care of your mental health🙏

What you do with your life speaks more than what you say.
21/04/2026

What you do with your life speaks more than what you say.

Good night
19/04/2026

Good night

Titus Bambala Bashi Wana writesWhen you finally make it and the money begins to flow, don’t forget the ones who stood by...
19/04/2026

Titus Bambala Bashi Wana writes

When you finally make it and the money begins to flow, don’t forget the ones who stood by you when you had nothing. Take care of your parents—their sacrifices, seen and unseen, played a part in who you’ve become. Honour them not just with words, but with your actions.

There is a quiet blessing in giving back to those who gave to you first. It keeps you grounded, reminds you of where you came from, and protects your heart from pride. And when your success is tied to gratitude and responsibility, it doesn’t just grow—it stays.

To my dear friend and brother Lwele Weston Ngosa one day fikambalasa

18/04/2026

In your own Understanding, what is a capital?

Three Masinde Muliro University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselve...
15/04/2026

Three Masinde Muliro University students dodged exam because they did not study They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Lecturer” Sir we are sorry we couldn't make it to the exam.

We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down and we became so dirty as you can see".

The Lecturer understood and gave them three days
to prepare. After three days, they went to the Lecturer very ready for the exam because they had studied.
The Lecturer decided to put them in three separate classes with only four questions in the exam paper as follows:
1. Who got married? (25 marks)
2. Where was the reception held? (25mks)
3. Where exactly did the car break down?
(25mks)
4.What type of car broke down? (25mks)

Marking scheme: your answers must be the same.!!!
As we speak, they are still in the exam hall writing! 😂🤣🤣

Once you have money, that's when you will realize that you are also a powerful motivation speaker.
11/04/2026

Once you have money, that's when you will realize that you are also a powerful motivation speaker.

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