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Greetings, Fellow Seekers Of TruthWe Here At The Fedora Times Are Militant Consumers Of Mind-Altering Substances Such As...
17/05/2017

Greetings, Fellow Seekers Of Truth

We Here At The Fedora Times Are Militant Consumers Of Mind-Altering Substances Such As Nootropics, Caffeine, And Ci******es. We Hope To Teach Our Loyal Readers How To Elevate Their Consciousness With The Blessings Nature Has Offered Us In Our New Webseries: 'Big Brain When You Smoke Mary Jane'

Please Send Payment For Our 10 DvD Series To Our Patent Pending FedoraBox Payment System at FedoraBox.zw (Capitalization required), And Our Harvard Intern Will Send The DvDs To You

We Hope You Have A Good Day, And Please Remember To Resist The Indoctrination!!

This Has Been A Message From Brian 'The Champ' Oswald

We Here At The Fedora Times Are Custodians Of Immense Influence And Power. And It Is Widely Known That We Could Take Dow...
10/01/2017

We Here At The Fedora Times Are Custodians Of Immense Influence And Power. And It Is Widely Known That We Could Take Down Any Rival Media Company / Business / Micronation / Philosophy.. But Being Devote to Both The Knights Code Of Chivalry And The Samuri Code... We Must Use Our Powers For Good.

Thus It Is Time To Choose Our Small Business Of The Year Reward Recipient For 2016...

WHILE There Were Many Fantastic Nominees This Year, We Could Not Look Farther Than...

SMALL WEARS VENDOR - KYLE

16/12/2016

Apples? What Makes Them Grow And Why Do Worms Love Them So?

We Get To The CORE of The Worlds Second Favourite Fruit. Tonight at.6!

-Glen Stachio, Economics Guru

16/12/2016

Apologies To Our Friends Near And Far... Dr. Derschwin Was Unable To Vlog His Insights To Us Last Night As Unexpected And Illegal (?) Roadworks Restricted Our Dear Friend's Access To His Automobile So He Could Not Drive To The Local Petrol Station To Use Their Computer... Dark Forces Are Working Against US! I Suspect Bilderburg... Or Knights Templar

We Will Organize Another Vlogging Session Shortly, Perhaps Using Dark Or Deep Web To Avoid Further Government Interjections

Also Before Anyone Says 'Why Does Derschwin, Our Man On The Ground In The US Not Have Data To His Living Quarters', In Mr Derschwin's Contract It Was Explicitly Stated We Would Not Subsidize His Living Expenses And It Was AGREED To By Him So Please Direct All Complaints To Dr. Derschwin!!!! Not Us

-Brian 'You Come At The King... You Best Not Miss!' Oswald

15/12/2016

6 PM Tonite! Put An Alarm On Your SmartPhone, For We Have A Special Guest Vlogging To Us Live From The US Of A... Hank Derschwin Is Going To Tell Us The Hard Truths Of The Post-Truth Society We Live In... Get Out Of Your Safe Spaces And Come Face Some Hard Facts... Together... This Will Be One To Remember...

-Brian 'It's In The Bag' Oswald

23/11/2016

Hello All!

We Have A Special Guest With Us Tonight, Dr. Donald Ramcock Here To Decipher Omens You May Have Seen On Your Day To Day Adventures...

Please Everyone Comment The Ominous Things You Have Seen And Let The Good Dr. Decipher These Messages From Another World!

Regards

Brian 'Here Comes The Money' Oswald

23/11/2016

Mayfield Man Forced To Read!

An Unprecedented Network Outage In The Mayfield Area Has Forced Local Mayfieldian Bernard Digby To Read A Novel Instead Of Other Interesting Persuits That Require The Internet!

Quotation Forthcoming

-Brian 'Man Of The Match' Oswald

23/11/2016

SHOCK, DEATH AND SHELLFISH

A Surry Hills Man Has Been Found Deceased In His Loft By Police This Morning..

After Refusing Medical Advice To Cut Down On His Daily Diet Of 96 Oysters He Suffered A Severe Heart Attack.

Coroner's Described His Arteries To Be "More Clogged Than A Toilet After A Visit From Drew Carrie".

A Family Statement On The Mans Sudden Passing -
'We Warned James To Stop With The Oysters, But He Was Afraid To Look Blue Collar In Front Of His Neighbours".

- Dick Spuckle

21/11/2016

Good Birthday To Our Ukranian Correspondent Sneet Johanessen! We At The Fedora Times Are Lucky To Have A Man Of Your Peerless Integrity In Our Great Business, The Mainstream Media Does Not Respect Your 'Boots On The Ground' Approach To Your Hard Hitting Journalism.

We Hope The Charges Are Dropped Soon, We Miss you Johanessen!

Regards
Brian 'Man Of The Match' Oswald

21/11/2016

Reporting, LIVE From U.S of A - American Corespondent - Hank Derschwin...

EXCLUSIVE

So It Is Now That The Election Has Ended, And President Elect Don Trump Has Taken Victory For The Little Guy Everywhere.

Shocking Ignorance From Leftist Bubble Dwellers All Across The Retched Western Coast and Also Isolated To Political Cesspools of NYC Has Let Down Old Hilary, The Democrats (hmmm) and Grandpa Bernie In Dramatic Fashion.

Blacks Are Not Happy, Same For About G**s and Qu**rs For The Things That Don Has Said... BUT

Actions Are Louder Than Words, AND, Mister Don Trump, It Is Now Your Chance, To Act Boldy, Bravely, AND With The Interest of Minorities Who Have Been Asleep In The Shade...

Goodluck Mr. President, and May You Show The Haters, You Were Planning To Be Cool The Hole Time.

- LIVE, Hank Derschwin

08/10/2016

Snit Johansen. Knocked Back A Few Times Too Many From The Newcastle Herald. Now Leading Independent Journalist For The FEDORA TIMES.

Thats What They Say. God Never Closes a Door Without Cracking a Window. And What A Mighty Window He Cracked This Time.

Tune Into FEDORA FM Radio Tonight At 7pm For A One Hour Special Entitled: SNIT JOHANSEN, The Truth In The Dark, The Pen On The Paper, The Candle In The Morning.

-Snit

As Many Of Us Know It Is CUCK AWARENESS WEEK. In Support Of This Important Life Threatening Mental Disease THE FRDORA TI...
16/09/2016

As Many Of Us Know It Is CUCK AWARENESS WEEK. In Support Of This Important Life Threatening Mental Disease THE FRDORA TIMES Would Like To 'tip' Our Fedoras And Trilbys To Those Afflicted.

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