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Ashville Construction & Real Estate
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06/09/2026

This week, beating into submission and manipulation are key as the container conversion continues and the gym part 2 begins with the strongest man in the UK.
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Its all a massive balancing act with “Brass Monkeys”, sticking out pipes in vein, saying thank you to those who have made a difference and asking the question of the week “do you have road frontage?”
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Then, feels like we were on a role, until we are hit with a 7 figure legal claim and realise being innocent or guilty is irrelevant when fighting the deepest of deep dishes!
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30/08/2026

This week, we start the build for St Lucia in the yard, with a step by step on how to convert a shipping container into an office, grinding our way through, cutting out the non essential and ensuring we find a way to vent
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There are battles between copper and plastic, board and spray, sea cans and re**er
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Then, is trying not to overspend, is reunited with his “bum chum” , wonders if he is overthinking, decides not to go chasing waterfalls, that attack is the best form of defence and invites potential foes to “just do it”
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23/08/2026

This week, we apply pressure to pipes for smooth discharge, plan to start a new “Heavy Weight” project in the UK and instead of moving the goal posts we buy them.
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warns “don’t mess about” and shouts “Olly Olly Olly” in the yard while looking for more ways to spend money!
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Then, we try to work out how long a piece of string is and accept a delivery of 2 truck loads of re**ers.
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16/08/2026

This week, some of our kit is pulled in different directions simultaneously, and taken away by giant cranes and big chains.
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We dive deep into repairs, but a rusty tank means we run out of air, so we bypass and try to lift more than our spirits, but it wont work with a broken winch.
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Then, Michael O’Donovan lets know about 2 firms he has put out of business, someone tries to rob us and our Townie wants him in a noose…………….. leaving him deflated in the yard needing the help of the “Employee of the Year” and running to mamma Ashville.
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09/08/2026

This week, the paint shop work continues on the dumper and the flatbed trailer gets another security upgrade
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lets us know that “you” are the product, becomes a football manager and weighs up being off-grid
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Then, we have bad news and worse news…………
We are bricking it and forced to start again at the refurb project, and a hacker gets control of our social media!
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02/08/2026

We start with loading a train in record time back in the old yard, because we “ARE INTO TRAINS” while reviewing 2 new bits of kit
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wants a sit-down with the airlines, may be about to get bigger, but a £100,000 phone call locks on the handbrake and calls for resuscitation
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There’s a breakdown, but this time on websites, we meet the Twisted Fire Starter, take affirmative action with the leaking sunroof on the tractor unit and explains why he is not bitter
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26/07/2026

This week, we introduce a new bit of kit that can touch the sky and get some help from ABBA to continue converting trailers into Fort Knox vehicles.
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The ECU is back and remapped for the sprinter, has a few lightbulb moments, then we work magic curving plasterboard at the refurbishment project.
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And, asks the question “is fame a luck multiplier”, visits the accountant and gets us an audience with one of His Majesty’s MBE, OBE’s.
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19/07/2026

Daniel Ashville Louisy shows off our new van which we are upgrading by increasing the payload capability and remapping to achieve a possible 400bhp!
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The Einstein of Generators visits the yard to give good and bad news, we plan dropping a car into a swimming pool, there’s a light bulb moment, the dumper upgrades continue and we turn the low loader into Fort Knox.
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Then, Daniel can’t decide on PVC, aluminium or whether he is part of a bigger problem profiting from peoples ill health.
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12/07/2026

We are back with Ashville Weekly 251!
While having battles in his mind, Daniel Ashville Louisy gets us up to speed on the new yard, shows us some of the new kit, lets us know the repairs and upgrades planned, and we have a tour of the refurb project to see the progress.
There’s also a visit to Michael O’Donovan’s recycling yard and Will returns!
Out now on the Ashville YouTube channel

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