Something obscure and pretentious

01/09/2024

Edgy s**t, eh readers?

12/05/2024

Clearly this site isn’t obscure enough. But it’s edgy now. “Content that impacts our community!”

Form an orderly queue, ladies…

04/07/2018

"Define irony."

19/04/2018

…and that's the way you like it.

07/08/2017

…and it doesn't get more obscure than THAT, ladies and gentlemen. We made it happen, you, me and us! Tell your friends!

Actually, s**t, no — DON'T tell your friends.

Phew, thought I was losing my touch there for a second.

04/01/2015

Been a while since I posted on here. Years, in fact. Now THAT's being obscure.

30/04/2012

22/02/2012

Thought I should get the Ed Sheerin album. That guy has soul. His voice and his music really speak to me.

23/11/2011

reckon I would add my thoughts on all the Occupy Wall St/London protest sit-ins to show how on the pulse I am with current affairs.
Problem is, I know that showing my solidarity with the protesters makes me look radical and committed, especially to the ladies — but then again, having loads of cash and the things it buys pulls another kind of p***y altogether. Maybe I’ll buy a V For Vendetta mask just in case and keep Warner Bros in business, just to keep ALL the ladies happy.

14/10/2011

"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 17.

Only I've never read it. But I saw the film and noticed how other people quoted this bit quite a lot. If it makes me look literary yet manly in front of the ladies, cool. I'll put something up from Withnail & I on here next, it's like TOTALLY what my life is like...

10/08/2011

Thought I’d make some grand pronouncement on what I think we should do about the rioters and looters rampaging across the country. Sure I’ve only formulated my opinion in the last five minutes and it’s a reaction borne of fear and anger other than any rationale, but everyone else is weighing in and besides, it might give me points with the ladies who will think I’m cool and politicised, you never know.

17/05/2011

Thought about getting a Scarface poster for my wall. He lived the dream. Guns, co***ne and girls. Wow! Course he dies at the end, in a big tacky pool over a grotesque statue with THE WORLD IS YOURS blazoned tastefully above it after he tries fu***ng his sister, but hopefully my friends – especially the ladies – might not know this and think I really am a gangster, which will make me look cool and impressive. Right?