06/13/2026
Master Ken says:
"If your shower feels like a hamster sneezing on you, it's time to call Deep Woods."
Master Ken's Rules of Plumbing:
❌ Ignore weird pump noises
❌ Accept weak water pressure
❌ Shower under a trickle and pretend it's normal
✅ Call Deep Woods
✅ Fix the problem
✅ Enjoy water pressure strong enough to wash away your bad decisions
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