WasteWizards Junk Removal & Hauling

05/28/2026

04/24/2026

Everyone we are running a spring deal! Give me a call at 612-470-9741 to get you on the schedule as spots are filling up.

02/03/2026

Hey neighbors 👋
I’ve got some open availability this week and this weekend for junk removal.

If you’ve got old furniture, appliances, garage clean-outs, yard debris, or stuff you’re just tired of looking at, I can take care of it.

Fast, affordable, and I actually show up when I say I will.

Message me here or text/call 612-470-9741 and we’ll get you on the schedule.

12/12/2025

🚨 TOO MUCH JUNK? NEED IT GONE NOW? 🚨
WasteWizards is booking FAST this week — spots are limited! 🗑️✨

✔ Same-day & next-day pickups
✔ Affordable, upfront pricing
✔ We handle the heavy lifting

📲 Call or message TODAY before we fill up — let’s make that junk disappear!
612-470-9741

09/01/2025

🍃✨ Yard clean-up magic in action!
We just hauled off a mountain of branches & brush for this job, and the drone makes it look even sweeter. 🚁💪

No matter how big the pile, WasteWizards has you covered. We load it, haul it, and make it disappear—easy as that.

📲 Shoot us a message and we’ll clear your mess!

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08/10/2025

🚛✨ August Special! ✨🚛
New to Waste Wizards Junk Removal & Hauling? This month only, we’re giving 20% OFF your first junk removal service!
Clear out the clutter and save big — offer ends August 31st.

📞 Call/Text: 612-475-4177
📍 Serving the Metro Area

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07/30/2025

07/09/2025

🧹✨ Promo Special from Waste Wizards! ✨🧹
New here? Let us welcome you with a magical deal 💫

🎉 Get 10% OFF your first junk removal service! 🎉
From furniture to yard waste — if it’s junk, we’ll haul it.

📅 Available weekends only
📆 Promo valid: July 10 – August 10, 2025

📞 Call/Text: 612-475-4177
📍 Locally owned | 💵 Lower than the “big guys” | 🌱 Eco-friendly disposal

Waste Wizards – Making junk disappear, one weekend at a time.



05/22/2025

 🚛✨ Waste Wizards to the Rescue! ✨🚛

Hey everyone! Just a quick reminder that my schedule is OPEN and I’m ready to help you clear out the clutter! Whether it’s old furniture, yard waste, construction debris, or just a garage that’s gotten out of hand — Waste Wizards is here to make it disappear 🧙‍♂️♻️

✅ Fast & Reliable Service
✅ Affordable Rates
✅ Residential & Commercial

Let me handle the mess so you don’t have to. Message me here or call/text [(612) 475-4177] to book your spot — let’s get that junk GONE! 💪

📍 Serving [Dakota, Ramsey, Hennepin, Washington County ] and surrounding areas.
📆 Booking now — spots are filling fast!